Braindead Academy: zombie classroom with robot teacher — a zombie professor teaches Attention Spans while students doom-scroll, an AI robot stands at the front, and a Learning Is Fun poster hangs in the corner.
EST.
2026
☠

The Academy Is Officially Braindead.

Your learners are anxious, exhausted, and doomscrolling their way through life. Attention spans have collapsed to 47 seconds. AI does their homework. The old classroom was built for a world that no longer exists.

Braindead Academy is learning design for the attention apocalypse that's already here — tools, frameworks, cutting-edge research and zero bullshit to help teachers and students cope in the AI age.

// TOOLS COMING ONLINE //
ONLINE 📸
Audit Any Artifact
Screenshot your Rise module, slide, or syllabus. Get a full diagnostic across all six clusters.
SOON 🔬
Memory Autopsy
Does your content actually stick? Retrieval, spacing, and interleaving analysis.
SOON ⚡
Attention Stress Test
How long before your learner checks their phone? Pacing and novelty diagnosis.
SOON 🤖
AI Era Check
Is your content AI-proof? Agency, vigilance, and epistemic integrity scan.